Well, I did it. One whole week! It’s hardly enough to establish a habit though, so more work on this is still a requirement.
North Korea is dominating the headlines, and I’m preparing my own take on the issue. Things are changing faster than I can write, and most updates seem to be happening when I’m asleep. I just might have to do a summary when it’s all over!
We’re luck in New Zealand – we’re not big, and we’re not important. We’re not even a US ally. Thus it’s unlikely Kim Jong-un’s attention will turn our way. Even if there’s a military crisis, our role is likely to be mostly rescuing people via Busan and similar work.
We need distraction more than ever at the moment, so I’ll start with the Political Tweets today and get them over and done with.
Political Tweets
Via Ann German. Unfortunately, there’s too much accuracy in this cartoon.
The Comparison.
Thanks to @edelstudio pic.twitter.com/MWDMRDCwEY
— DER SPIEGEL (@DerSPIEGEL) August 10, 2017
Google translate:
Nur, was heute wichtig ist = Only what is important today
Trump gegen Kim = Trump versus Kim
Der Vergleich = The Comparison
I love it when stuff like this happens …
Welcome to peak twitter ???? pic.twitter.com/xoEqQjEDh4
— Julie Owen Moylan (@JulieOwenMoylan) August 10, 2017
Another from Ann German:
My cartoon in the @NewYorker pic.twitter.com/jL3kU1yZ5J
— Paul Noth (@PaulNoth) February 27, 2017
And this is doing the rounds …
Did someone say #TrumpChicken?
Glad we have this SNL skit from 2004 still around. pic.twitter.com/CGI1O1Np6r
— Red T Raccoon (@RedTRaccoon) August 9, 2017
Which led to this:
It appears some protesters have inflated this behind the White House. pic.twitter.com/TduZC591BK
— Steve Kopack (@SteveKopack) August 9, 2017
A close up:
BREAKING: Approval rating for inflated #TrumpChicken now at 98%. pic.twitter.com/NmjIXmxfQA
— The Hummingbird (@SaysHummingbird) August 9, 2017
And some of mine …
Words have consequences … pic.twitter.com/DzXB6cc3sc
— Heather’s Homilies (@HeatherHastie) August 9, 2017
John Kelly vs #Trump pic.twitter.com/0YKaX18Xwq
— Heather’s Homilies (@HeatherHastie) August 9, 2017
A day in the life of president #Trump … pic.twitter.com/Q6iYl1bZtN
— Heather’s Homilies (@HeatherHastie) August 9, 2017
The #GOP and their stupid, ignorant, bigoted bathroom bills. pic.twitter.com/i4Lw7FGcFB
— Heather’s Homilies (@HeatherHastie) August 9, 2017
Funny Tweets
No words possible …
Phrasing. ???? pic.twitter.com/eQ0etURo2t
— You Had One Job (@YouHadOneJ0B) August 10, 2017
Cat Tweets
Who is surprised a cat would do this! 😀
My friend’s cat is out here trying to collect some insurance money. pic.twitter.com/rFzaXLiXgi
— Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) August 9, 2017
Trying the monkey experiment with a cat …
If you think about it, #scicomm is already a part of our lives: we write papers/proposals, give talks, educate, etc. pic.twitter.com/SxUduqUqIV
— realscientists (@realscientists) August 10, 2017
Other Animal Tweets
Via Amy Carparelli. Remember to check out her website RatedAwww.com. Also, it’s Amy’s birthday on Saturday, so if you’re on Twitter, you might want to wish her a happy one.
Cute News 45:#Nature #RatedAwww
–https://t.co/KgVJHuBnoA— Amy Carparelli (@AmyAmylou1993) August 10, 2017
Showering with a friend saves water!
Just some dogs taking a shower… ???????? pic.twitter.com/tnwDCa9Gds
— Life on Earth (@planetepics) August 9, 2017
Or perhaps you need some help?
Bath time ???? pic.twitter.com/PjCmbHYVww
— Life on Earth (@planetepics) August 9, 2017
It’s a dog’s life …
Lmao so awkward! ???????? pic.twitter.com/601NCCkpgS
— Life on Earth (@planetepics) August 10, 2017
Taking the bus …
Takin’ the bus ???? pic.twitter.com/MpwOjb2teF
— Life on Earth (@planetepics) August 9, 2017
Science Tweets
Windows like these are part of the plan for my dream home.
This smart window can tint on demand pic.twitter.com/6lF8YNHaIl
— NowThis (@nowthisnews) August 10, 2017
ALMA is the Atacama Large Millimeter/submillimeter Array at the European Space Observatory in Chile. This part of the amazing complex in new.
The first detection of a pulsar with ALMA! https://t.co/xSKXFUNTOe #vela #irapapers @almaobs pic.twitter.com/OkDOxqZPxL
— IRA-INAF (@IRA_INAF) August 10, 2017
This is tomorrow. The skies won’t be clear where I am, but maybe some of you will be luckier.
Where will you be on 12 August, when the #PerseidMeteorShower will be at its peak? #shootingstars https://t.co/pDacO4Q0QL pic.twitter.com/LTpx7frGPf
— Paxi (@Paxi_ESAKids) August 9, 2017
History Tweets
Mississippi’s First Interracial Couple August 3, 1970 pic.twitter.com/Zds9passW9
— History In Pictures (@historyepics) August 9, 2017
Religion Tweets
Someone thought of this, and still made it.
Hope everyone has a nice evening! pic.twitter.com/5aL6tHbVzW
— Christian Nightmares (@ChristnNitemare) August 10, 2017
The far left infects Google …
My google is broken… pic.twitter.com/yqgKCuyph1
— Freddy (@thoughsob) August 10, 2017
While people like this infect the religious right …
Athsiem is a new concept. It has only been around for 20 years. Its a plot by the left. #TeaParty #Church #FOXnews @foxnewstalk @theblaze
— Tea Party Amercan (@BarryWirth) June 21, 2012
Sports Tweets
I’m a few days late, but I love watching this man play tennis, so it’s going in anyway.
Happy Birthday @RogerFederer
What ???? would the ???? champ most like?
RT = 20th grand slam????
Like = To go out on toppic.twitter.com/cZX2D4nQMi— Gifted Idea (@GiftedIdea) August 8, 2017
Human Rights Tweets
This Iranian women has a great husband!
#چهارشنبه_هاي_سفيد
ما روز عروسي مون نه به اجبار و زور
We joined #WhiteWednesdays on our wedding day
nothing is more beautiful than freedom pic.twitter.com/hhqcoOA0oV— My Stealthy Freedom (@masihpooyan) August 9, 2017
The authorities are fighting back though …
هم زوري چادر دادن هم ميگن مسخره بازي در نيارين. ژست معنوي بگيريم پس؟
they forced us 2 wear chador& told us not to film or make fun of it pic.twitter.com/wq8JxOIx3l— My Stealthy Freedom (@masihpooyan) August 9, 2017
Literature Tweets
And something a bit more highbrow to end on.
Let not thy presence, like the April sun,
Flatter our earth and suddenly be done.— William Shakespeare (@Wwm_Shakespeare) August 10, 2017
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Fun.
Your tweets are outstanding.
Thanks for the week of Tweets. Helped me get through the Sturm und Drang we’re having in the States.
That Spiegel cover is perfect! They are sooo good at that. Your political tweets were spot on. I especially loved the transgender one-so true (you could also do a similar cartoon using the abortion “every life is sacred” BS).
Thanks for the Perseid shower…should be clear here and I forgot.
Looking forward to any of your right-ups on the NK fiasco.
Meaning write-ups are right-ups. The English language sucks.
I do things like that all the time – it’s easy to do when you’re thinking of something else you use the version that relates to what you’re thinking of rather than what you’re righting.
At one of those workplace thingies that used to happen all the time, a large group of use were given a card to read, then asked to spell a particular word. How we spelled that word matched the topic we’d just been reading about even though the word wasn’t in the text. It was rain/rein/reign.
Thanks everybody! Your kind words are what keeps me doing this each day. 🙂